Why did I agree to go on that safari?
They kidnapped me and then chased me across the... moreOh my god, why was I so stupid!
Why did I agree to go on that safari?
They kidnapped me and then chased me across the savannah...
Then they cut off my arms and legs while I was still alive to make a first meal, and when evening came, they skewered me and cooked me alive...
But why am I still alive...oh my god, they're cutting off my buttocks...they're going to eat me alive!!!